The crap joke thread

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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Nugget_9107 » Sun 17 Dec 2017, 8:32 pm

Saltyballz81 wrote:
Nugget_9107 wrote:
Saltyballz81 wrote:Yup, knew you'd be in here m8. :lol:


Watching spurs getting duffed, I'm sure your laughing it up :)


:D


Will you be online for the gta? On the 23rd, I've been offered by a few oap's already Im definitely down for it. :Y:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Gazman86 » Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:28 pm

A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Ancient_Jake » Sat 28 Jul 2018, 6:36 am

Some of these jokes are brilliantly awful Here’s my first attempt.

Two aerials meet on a roof and get married.
The wedding was awful but the reception was excellent.. Ta dah!
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Bondalike » Thu 02 Aug 2018, 7:11 pm

Ancient_Jake wrote:Some of these jokes are brilliantly awful Here’s my first attempt.

Two aerials meet on a roof and get married.
The wedding was awful but the reception was excellent.. Ta dah!


Fitting in here already ;)
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby TalllPaul » Wed 30 Dec 2020, 1:34 pm

The thought of liver flavor on a pizza isn’t appealing to me. So I always get my pizza delivered.
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Mane » Sun 03 Jan 2021, 12:21 pm

Why are OAPS like sleigh bells?

They tinkle in the night.
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby roguetrooper » Tue 06 Apr 2021, 9:05 am

TalllPaul wrote:The thought of liver flavor on a pizza isn’t appealing to me. So I always get my pizza delivered.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnbLmNbb19g
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