Today I........

....laughed at the fact my son 'won' a 'prize' in his schools easter raffle.....a tin of sliced carrots. That is all.

#WinningAtLife

Became a grandude...

(Alfie James Griggs / 7lb 2oz)

Became a grandude...

(Alfie James Griggs / 7lb 2oz)

You is well old.

Grats RT, you old Clive Dunn you!

Congratulations Rogue, get him on the steak asap!

Became a grandude...

(Alfie James Griggs / 7lb 2oz)

Congrats RT, and welcome to the club Grandkids are amazing.

found google running 4 very email looking ads in my gmail social & promo tabs - cheeky feckers
unsure if they've been scanning my mail or something in chrome - the tiny green ad logo they marked them with stood out greatly as i'm running a dark mode extension

... got to work and realised i'd put my Lunch and coffee in the wrong car (I use Mrs M's car Thur/Fri as she's home with the kids and needs the bigger one), gonna be a long day.

... got to work and realised i'd put my Lunch and coffee in the wrong car (I use Mrs M's car Thur/Fri as she's home with the kids and needs the bigger one), gonna be a long day.

I had a similar situation yesterday, I forgot to take my lunch to work - but I then had an "Angus Burrito" about the same size and weight as an adult forearm from our local cafe on the industrial park for lunch instead!

When life gives you Lemons have an Angus Burrito instead!!

I hear ya! I had this instead (the meatball one, although not the footlong, that's piggy):

I hear ya! I had this instead (the meatball one, although not the footlong, that's piggy):

Meatball Marinara!

Subway factoid: 12" marinara has the same amount of salt in it as 18 bags of ready salted crisps

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrin ... risps.html

That's okay, I only had the 9 bag version.

Since it has been brought to my attention that these video games that we play are violent and are merely a cover for all of you who are likely to grab real AR15's with high volume magazines and go shoot up churches, schools, supermarkets etc, I am disappointed. I thought you were normal people who enjoyed pretending to playing games, I can't believe you lied to me. i'm off.

Gotta love the fact that there have been 250 mass shootings in the USA so far this year (by that they mean shootings with more than one victim) yet they are worried about immigrants/terrorists/video games. I guess that's what happens when arms are one of your biggest exports.......

Still, we had two world wars before video games were invented, so perhaps video games actually prevent wars?