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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby naking » Fri 19 Feb 2016, 4:23 pm

What's the difference between jam and marmalade

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I don't like marmalade :lol:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby naking » Tue 08 Mar 2016, 3:14 pm

I wish to apologize for this one in advance.

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Last night in bed the current Mrs King whispered to me "I want to give you a little head baby"

Booked us 2 flights to Brazil 8)
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby tyza1971 » Tue 08 Mar 2016, 5:11 pm

naking wrote:I wish to apologize for this one in advance.

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Last night in bed the current Mrs King whispered to me "I want to give you a little head baby"

Booked us 2 flights to Brazil 8)


8O. Shocking! :lol:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby tyza1971 » Tue 08 Mar 2016, 5:12 pm

naking wrote:I wish to apologize for this one in advance.

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Last night in bed the current Mrs King whispered to me "I want to give you a little head baby"

Booked us 2 flights to Brazil 8)


Double post, but still 8O. Shocking! :lol:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby naking » Tue 22 Mar 2016, 8:18 pm

The current Mrs King has just ordered a slinky little number from the new Spring Collection :tumbleweed:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby ManicMyna » Sun 24 Apr 2016, 6:33 pm

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make me smile today anyway
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby naking » Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:16 am

ManicMyna wrote:Image

make me smile today anyway

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Wilks » Sun 22 Jan 2017, 11:29 am

This made me laugh anyway.
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby tyza1971 » Sun 22 Jan 2017, 5:06 pm

Wilks wrote:This made me laugh anyway.



8O I thought it sounded familiar!

Where's Batman when you need him? :wink:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Grumpy-Me2 » Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:17 pm

Who circumcised Moby Dick?

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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Grumpy-Me2 » Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:18 pm

What's grey and comes in pints?


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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Nugget_9107 » Sat 16 Dec 2017, 5:35 pm

Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building.

One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window.”

The bartender overhears this, and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down the bar.

The second man says: “What…… are you a nut?There is no way in hell that could happen!”

The first man says: “No, it’s true, let me prove it to you.”

He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The second man tells him: “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke.”

The first man says: “No, it isn’t. I’ll prove it again!”

And again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.

Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

The second man says: “Well, what the hell, it works, I’ll try it.”

He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the 11th……. 10th……. 9th……. and hits the sidewalk with a ‘splat.’

Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says: “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.”
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Saltyballz81 » Sat 16 Dec 2017, 6:14 pm

Yup, knew you'd be in here m8. :lol:
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Nugget_9107 » Sat 16 Dec 2017, 7:18 pm

Saltyballz81 wrote:Yup, knew you'd be in here m8. :lol:


Watching spurs getting duffed, I'm sure your laughing it up :)
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Re: The crap joke thread

Postby Saltyballz81 » Sun 17 Dec 2017, 6:19 pm

Nugget_9107 wrote:
Saltyballz81 wrote:Yup, knew you'd be in here m8. :lol:


Watching spurs getting duffed, I'm sure your laughing it up :)


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