The crap joke thread

[Nugget_9107]

Yup, knew you'd be in here m8.

Watching spurs getting duffed, I'm sure your laughing it up

Will you be online for the gta? On the 23rd, I've been offered by a few oap's already Im definitely down for it.

[Gazman86]

A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.

[Ancient_Jake]

Some of these jokes are brilliantly awful Here’s my first attempt.

Two aerials meet on a roof and get married.
The wedding was awful but the reception was excellent.. Ta dah!

[Bondalike]

Some of these jokes are brilliantly awful Here’s my first attempt.

Two aerials meet on a roof and get married.
The wedding was awful but the reception was excellent.. Ta dah!

Fitting in here already

[TalllPaul]

The thought of liver flavor on a pizza isn’t appealing to me. So I always get my pizza delivered.

[Mane]

Why are OAPS like sleigh bells?

They tinkle in the night.